okay, good. good. bunnicula is such a good name i think a part of me just died and rerose, stronger and better, singing as a phoenix so oft does. but enough foreplay, let's get to the good stuff. underwear: y/n? i can't imagine you were ever in a position in pucci's jailprison to know just what kind of underwear he wears, but i have written about the states of undress of various characters. i could probably take a guess. however, i'm discarding that guess entirely for the sake of artistic license. pucci in this wears something sexy and red. zad... hmm. animal print, maybe? leopard print. alligator skin? something with a rabbit tail? no, no, not that one. his rabbit just died. ugh, odin! think about the consequences of events in your fiction before you write out something that flies in the face of an in-character reaction! okay well either way, we'll come back to this. level 10 spell: uncomfortable question nexus Who Is It That Tops?
yes, good. the cut of zad's underwear? perhaps something princess-like, with garters. little ribbons of red silk sewn into the cheetah skin. a spritz of perfume, mixed from blood, vanilla and... yes. yes, i think the last ingredient would, of course, be a rose. yes, i think this works. unsurprisingly i completely support, admire and agree with your attempts to revolutionize the monster/priest romance dynamic and i think we would be foolish to avoid this. zad-kun, so lost in the sea of a thousand years of loneliness as he is, is brought to a state of life when the radiance of priest boy pucci catches his eye. he gleams, like the sun. his furry, star-shaped eyebrows - the way the sweat collects in each clump of fur, each dimple of skin. ah, thinks zad. what a delectable meal. but as he approaches, and his long-still heart beats for the first time, pucci smiles, and zad, immediately, falls in love. then pucci's like yo CLIMB ON THIS FUCKIN DICK BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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whos gonna tell him not to wear a fucking dress? no one
his big ball gown ripples in the sin breeze as he comes into the church, all like hey pucci im pretty sad bc bunnicula just ran away from home
n puccis like wipe the bloodtears from ur eyes zadicus rodwhatever (he uses the full name but again i cant be assed)
thats how he lures pucci in, by showing his gentle sensitive eternal highschooler side
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but enough foreplay, let's get to the good stuff.
underwear: y/n?
i can't imagine you were ever in a position in pucci's jailprison to know just what kind of underwear he wears, but i have written about the states of undress of various characters. i could probably take a guess.
however, i'm discarding that guess entirely for the sake of artistic license.
pucci in this wears something sexy and red.
zad... hmm.
animal print, maybe? leopard print. alligator skin? something with a rabbit tail? no, no, not that one. his rabbit just died. ugh, odin! think about the consequences of events in your fiction before you write out something that flies in the face of an in-character reaction!
okay well either way, we'll come back to this.
level 10 spell: uncomfortable question nexus
Who Is It That Tops?
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zads got cheetah. not cheetah print its an actual cheetah. he hunted it down himself
yea dont really want to think about this shit but
[no, fuck it, she's committing]
ok so zad either has to tempt him to the dark side like puccis playing all coy and inexperienced n shit, like zad would have to take the lead
but thats predictable and boring as shit, what if instead the vamp is like woa there pucci dom the shit out of me u terrible excuse for a priest
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the cut of zad's underwear? perhaps something princess-like, with garters. little ribbons of red silk sewn into the cheetah skin. a spritz of perfume, mixed from blood, vanilla and... yes. yes, i think the last ingredient would, of course, be a rose.
yes, i think this works.
unsurprisingly i completely support, admire and agree with your attempts to revolutionize the monster/priest romance dynamic and i think we would be foolish to avoid this.
zad-kun, so lost in the sea of a thousand years of loneliness as he is, is brought to a state of life when the radiance of priest boy pucci catches his eye.
he gleams, like the sun. his furry, star-shaped eyebrows - the way the sweat collects in each clump of fur, each dimple of skin. ah, thinks zad. what a delectable meal.
but as he approaches, and his long-still heart beats for the first time, pucci smiles, and zad, immediately, falls in love.
then pucci's like yo CLIMB ON THIS FUCKIN DICK BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
zad does. its nice
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we gotta publish this shit
this is the next twilight
but first write a shitload of sequels so we get mad money and support the fanbase and whatever
love interest for the sequel: werewolf or something fucking cooler
invisible zombie?
the vampires shitty son who isnt a vampire, just a douchebag?